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The densest element yet known to science has been discovered. The new element has been names "Bushcronium."
Bushcronium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 911.
These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are surrounded by quatntities of lepton-like particles called peons. The symbol for Bushcronium is "W."
Bushcronium's mass actually increases over time, as these morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons in a Bushcronium molecule, forming a large cluster of idiotopes.
This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe the Bushcronium is formed whenever morons reach a critical mass also known as "Critical Morass"
When catalyzed with money, Bushcronium activates Foxnewsium, an element radiating several orders of magnitude more energy mostly as incoherent noise..since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.
At University of Victoria, there were four, second year students taking chemistry and all of them had an "A" so far.
These four friends were so confident that, the weekend before finals, they decided to visit some friends in vancouver and have a big party. They had a great time but, after all the hearty partying, they slept all day Sunday and didn't make it back to Victoria until early Monday morning.
Rather than taking the final exam then, they decided that they would explain to their professor why they missed it. They said that they visited friends but on the way back they had a flat tire and as a result, they missed the final. The professor agreed they could make up the final the next day.
The guys were excited and relieved. They studied all that night for the exam. The Professor placed them in separate rooms and gave them a test booklet. They quickly answered the first problem worth 5 pts. Cool, they thought! Each one in separate rooms, thinking this was going to be easy... and then they turned the page.
On the second page was written....
For 95 points: Which tire had the flat?
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Sup kids?
Went water rafting on thursday. Totally awsome....next time we go.. you guys should come along.
some advice to those who might go.... those black things on the rocks....are WORMS!!! they stick to you if you touch it....i know from friggin experience.... thats some nasty a$$ crap! overall..it was pretty fun...tiring but fun.
Ive been trying to catch up on my abnormal psychology stuff... its better to go to class and take notes and do w/e... i hate watching hours of video online. well.. enough of this procrastination.....back to work!!!
later suckas.
Why helloooOooo all Xanga Users!!
I was clicking around on facebook and I came across my sister's page and she had a xanga link....
XANGA??? who the heck still uses xanga? I long forgot that this thing even existed.So, after 5 tries, I managed to log in. I have a pretty cool layout. =)
Anyways... . to those people who are on my friends list.. and are still using xanga, please respond.. say hi!!! haha.. Maybe ill start posting again.... lifes been...pretty Spontaneous
Hope you guys are all doing well!
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Guess I'm jumping back onto this bandwagon. I suppose I want to see how long I can actually keep this up. There's no real purpose for my blog today so it'll definitely be about random gibberish. 
